Golf Shorts

Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
→ Just in case they get a hole in one.

- Golfer: Well, I have never played this badly before!

- Caddy: I didn't realize you had played before, sir!

- Golfer: My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!

- Caddy: I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!

- Golfer: Well caddy, do you like my game?

- Caddy: Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.