Safe Sex Slogans
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21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex
- Cover your stump before you hump
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- Don't be silly, protect your willy
- When in doubt, shroud your spout
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner
- You can't go wrong when you shield your dong
- If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it
- If you think she's spunky cover your money
- If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
- If you're going into heat, package your meat
- When you're undressing your venus dress up your penis
- When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member
- Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- The right selection will protect your erection
- Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
- A crank with armor will never harm her
- NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
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