Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively. Well, how about some "assicons"?

Here's a few:

• (_!_) a regular ass
• (__!__) a fat ass
• (!) a tight ass
• (_^^_) a bubble ass
• (_*_) a sore ass
• {_!_} a swishy ass
• (o) an ass that's been around
• (x) kiss my ass
• (X) leave my ass alone
• (zzz) a tired ass
• (o^^o) a wise ass
• (E=mc2) a smart ass
• (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
• (_?_) Dumb Ass