Tuns of Puns Part IV

What do you get when you have a cow and a duck?
→ Milk and quackers.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing, it just shuts up.

What does Michael Jackson call his "Tickle-me Elmo" doll?
→ Bait.

What goes "99 thump 99 thump 99 thump...?"
→ A centipede with a wooden leg.

What goes "Tick tock, woof woof"?
→ A watch dog.

What is a reptile's favorite movie?
→ The Lizard of Oz.

What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
→ Decomposing.

What kind of reptile tells time?
→ A clock-odile.

What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
→ Chocolate chimp cookies.

What magazine do cats like to read?
→ Good Mousekeeping.

What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
→ It's raining cats and dogs.