Bashing Blondes Part 1

Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
→ Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?
→ She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
→ She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.

How do blonde brain cells die?
→ Alone.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?
→ Tell her she's pregnant.

What will she ask you?
→ "Is it mine?"

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
→ Third grade.

What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
→ Saliva.

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.