Bingo Card

The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says:

- Honey, look what I won at bingo.

Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says:

- Honey look what I won at bingo.

Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says:

- Honey, look what I won at bingo.

The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks:

- Honey shall I draw you a bath?

To which she replies:

- Why sure.

As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.

She asks:

- how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?

To which the husband replies:

- I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet!