Red And White

A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:

- Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good.

The next day when they come home his wife asks:

- How was your day?

The man says:

- Fantastic! It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it's not a big deal but it really feels good!

The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife:

- And what happened today in your office, honey?

She says:

- Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!