On His Deathbed

Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.

- Renounce Satan! - yelled Father Sullivan.

- No! - said the dying man.

- I say, renounce the devil and his works!

- No way! - the man repeats.

- And why, in the name of all that is holy, not? - asks Father Murphy.

- Because - said the dying man...

- I want to wait until I see where I'm heading before I start pissing anyone off!