Awake on the Table

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

- I'm about to close - the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon's hand and says:

- I'm not going to let you do that! I'll close my own incision!

The doctor hands him the thread and says:

- Go ahead...

Suture self!