Love and Marriage

I'm really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!

Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!

But I'm really a lucky guy. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I was sick and stayed home from work. She was so happy to have me home, that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or deliveryman, she'd shout:

- My husbands home! My husband's home!

What a gal I married!

And for everyone that's still single, some notes on marriage......

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering....

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?...

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss....

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence....

Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license....

Marriage still confers one very special privilege, only a married person can get divorced!