Becoming A Real Man

A new two year degree is being offered at Life University...

Becoming a Real Man!

That's right, in just six terms, you too can be a real man.

Please take a moment to look over the program outline:

First Year

Autumn Schedule

• MEN 101... Combating Stupidity
• MEN 102... You too can do housework
• MEN 103... PMS - Learn when to keep your mouth shut
• MEN 104... We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule

• MEN 110... Wonderful Laundry Techniques
• MEN 111... Understanding the female responses to getting in at 4 a.m.
• MEN 112... Parenting: It doesn't end with conception
• MEN 113... Get a life, learn to cook

Spring Schedule

• MEN 120... How NOT to act like an asshole when you're wrong
• MEN 121... Understanding your incompetence
• MEN 122... You, the weaker sex
• MEN 123... Reasons to give flowers

Second Year

Autumn Schedule

• SEX 101... You CAN fall asleep without it
• SEX 102... Morning Dilemma: If it's awake, take a shower
• MEN 201... How to stay awake after sex
• MEN 202... How to put the toilet seat down

Winter Schedule

• MEN 210... The remote control: Overcoming your dependencies
• MEN 211... How NOT to act younger that your children
• MEN 212... You too can be a designated driver
• MEN 213... Honest - You don't look like Russel Wong - Especially naked

Spring Schedule

• MEN 220... Omitting @#%! from your vocabulary
• MEN 221... Fluffing the blanket after farting in not necessary
• MEN 222... Real men ask for directions
• MEN 223... Thirty minutes of begging is not considered foreplay