Biblical One-Liners

What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
→ Ruthless

What do they call pastors in Germany?
→ German Shepherds.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
→ Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
→ Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
→ Samson. He brought the house down.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
→ Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
→ Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
→ The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
→ David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Which Bible character had no parents?
→ Joshua, son of Nun.