Teenager's Ten Commandments
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- Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)
- Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
- Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.(Walmart has a bigger selection)
- Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
- Thou shall not steal from your parents.(everyone knows grandma has more money)
- Thou shall not get into fights.(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
- Thou shall not skip class.(just take the whole day off)
- Thou shall not strip in class.(Hooters pays more)
- Thou shall not think about having sex.(like Nike says, "just do it")
- Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.(just leave'm in the middle)
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