- I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
- Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
- I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
- This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
- You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
- Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
- Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
- You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
- I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
- If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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