More Redneck Clues

Even more clues you could be a Redneck...

• You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
• You've ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.
• You think the Bud Bowl is real.
• Your dog goes "oink!"
• You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
• Your mailbox is made out of old auto parts.
• You know how to milk a goat.
• Your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.
• Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.
• You've ever stood outside a bathroom and heckled someone inside.
• Turning on your lights involves pulling a string.
• You have a refrigerator just for beer.
• You come back from the dump with more than you took.
• Your wife owns a camouflage nightie.
• You've ever worn cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
• You don't think baseball players spit and scratch too much.
• You think the Styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
• You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves.
• The most common phrase heard in your house is, "Somebody go jiggle the handle."
• You can't take a nap without at least one hand tucked inside your pants.