Top 5 men in a woman's life...

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes.

A Dentist says open wide.

A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"

A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it?s up?"

A Bank manager says "don?t take it out you?ll lose interest"!