Marine's Job Interview

A man was being interviewed for a job.

- Were you in the service? - ask the interviewer.

- Yes, I was a marine - responded the applicant.

- Did you see any active duty?

- I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.

- May I ask what happened?

- Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.

- You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.

- When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability.

- Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.