Confucius Say

Confucious say...

• Woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam
• Man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts
• Man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off
• Boy who lay girl on hill, not on level
• Man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!
• He who finger girl during period, get caught red-handed
• He who smoke pot, choke on handle
• Woman who wear g-string, high on crack!
• He who stand on toilet, high on pot!
• Boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on-hand!
• Girl who bathe in vinegar, walk around with sour-puss!
• Man with hand in bush, not nessarily trimming shrubs!
• Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into money!
• He who masturbate, screw only himself!
• He who walks thru airplane door sideways is going to Bangkok!
• Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs!