Great To Be French

Top reasons why it's great to be French:

- Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time

- You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs

- If there's a war you can surrender really early

- You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.

- You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries

- You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

- Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride

- People think you're a great lover even when you're not