Worst Fortune Cookie Fortunes

The top 10 least desirable fortunes in a fortune cookie:

- We know where you live.

- You will need good reading material in approximately 15 minutes.

- Everyone's meal today is on you!

- The "special sauce" came from the floor!

- Guess what our special "drop" was in our Egg Drop Soup and win a free meal!!

- Your colon will self destruct in five seconds.

- A recent prison escapee that is sitting near by wants to love you long time.

- Your dog Sparky...he's no longer missing.

- See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.

- MSG? NO!!

- Ebola Virus....maybe