Bad Excuses For Speeding

The top bad excuses for speeding:

• "This is my tryout for Nascar."
• "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing."
• "That McDonald's offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!"
• "I'm trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on MTV."
• "Cause those Gorditas rule."
• "Uh-Oh.. Wapner's on... I'm an excellent driver."
• "Trying to see how fast a Yugo can go."
• "Umm.. I'm drunk?"
• "Trying to outrun the radio signal that is playing that lousy Alannis Morisette "Uninvited" song!"