Don't Say This At Funerals

Top things you should not say at a funeral:

• Geez, what died in here?
• He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.
• Nice service...where's the keg?
• When did he die...really...hey Bob, you won the pool!!!
• Hey, we're with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we're looking for...oh, never mind.
• Don't look now Fred but you and the deceased have the exact same suit on.
• You know they touched that body up cause that shark has one of them legs.
• Not to cause panic or anything but something is leaking out of that casket.