He Said, She Said

He said... I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said...

You wear briefs, don't you? He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...

Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money. He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She said...

Well, you have succeeded. He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man? She said...

No, have you? He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains? She said...

Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind. He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...

Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.