Dress Shop Burglary

- Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times - the judge said.

- Yes, Your Honor - the suspect replied.

- What did you steal? - the judge asked.

- I stole a dress, Your Honor - replied the suspect.

- One dress? - the judge bellowed. - But you have admitted to breaking in four times!

- Yes, Your Honor - sighed the suspect - but the first three times my wife didn't like the color!