Dat Ain't Bubba

Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.

Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

- Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over - said Jim-Bob.

The mortician rolled him over, Jim-Bob looked at his butt and said:

- Nope, dat ain't Bubba.

Not saying anything, but finding it a bit strange, the mortician brought in Billy-Joe to I.D. the body.

- Yep, he's burned up real bad. Roll 'im over - said Billy-Joe.

The mortician rolled him over, Billy-Joe looked down at his butt and said:

- Dat ain't Bubba.

- How can you tell? - asked the mortician.

- Cause Bubba had two assholes - replied Billy-Joe.

- Two assholes? That's impossible! - said the mortician.

- Yep. Everyone in town knowed Bubba had two assholes, cause every time the three of us went to town, everyone would yell, 'here comes Bubba with them two assholes!'