Iraqi War Riddles

What's the national bird of Iraq?
→ DUCK!

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
→ You shout out, "B-52"

The latest from Saudi Arabia and Baghdad is that:
Americans claim they have air superiority over Iraq.
Iraqis claim they have air superiority over Iran.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
→ Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
→ They both can look out of their window and see rubble!

Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
→ Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
→ A refund.

Who is an Iraqi Hero?
→ He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.