Submarine Humor

Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander:

- Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth

- Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?

- Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn

- QMOW: Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts.

- NAV: Exec we're heading for shallow water.

- EXEC: Captain, we're running out of water.

- CAPT: What, no water, ...very well, secure the showers.