Bad News Checkup

A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

- I'm afraid I have some very bad news. You're dying, and you don't have much time left.

- Oh, that's terrible! How long have I got?

- Ten.

- Ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!

- Nine...