Insult Collection 13
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- We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
- When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
- Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
- Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
- Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
- I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
- If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
- I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
- Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
- I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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