Stupid Insults Part 1
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- $HOME = /dev/null.
- 3K RAM free, no EMS.
- A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.
- A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
- A 20th century man... The guy has no future.
- A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.
- A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
- A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
- A couple of slates short of a full roof.
- A couplet short of a sonnet.
- A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
- A day late and a dollar short.
- A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
- A doughnut short of being a cop.
- A few beads short in her rosary.
- A few beans short of chili.
- A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
- A few birds shy of a flock.
- A few blocks short of a filesystem.
- A few bombs/melons short of a full load.
- A few bricks short of a wall / hod / load / pile.
- A few chips short of a cookie.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few clues shy of a solution.
- A few cold solder joints.
- A few ears short of a bushel.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck.
- A few few cylinders short of a full re-format.
- A few fish short of a string.
- A few french fries / one hamburger short of a Happy Meal.
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