Stupid Insults Part 3
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- A medical mystery.
- A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits
- A mind as empty as the sleeping pill concession at a honeymoon hotel.
- A mind like wet tennis shoes... Makes squishy noises when running.
- A modest little person, with much to be modest about. -- Churchill
- A natural talent for finding subliminal messages in ice cubes.
- A Neanderthal brain in a Cro-Magnon body.
- A notch off the timing mark.
- A one-bit brain with a parity error.
- A pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits.
- A photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
- A prime candidate for natural deselection.
- A quart low.
- A return with no gosub.
- A room temperature IQ.
- A semitone flat on the high notes.
- A square with only three sides.
- A steering wheel / few bolts short of a Yugo.
- A teapot with a cracked lid.
- A titanic intellect... In a world full of icebergs.
- A vacuum-tube brain in a microchip world.
- A VGA card and a Herc monitor.
- A victim of retroactive birth control.
- A violin minus the bow.
- A walking argument for birth control.
- A wind-up clock without a key.
- About half smart.
- Afraid she'll void her warranty if she thinks too much.
- Airhead / bubble-brain.
- Aliens zapped him with stupidity ray -- twice.
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