Stupid Insults Part 10
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- Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.
- Evidence for the theory of a missing link.
- Failed the Turing test.
- Fell out of the family tree.
- Fifty-one cards short of a full deck.
- Fighting the war with a starter pistol / water pistol / pop gun / cap gun.
- Finds a flat by swapping tires.
- Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
- Finds Sesame Street / knock-knock jokes challenging.
- Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
- Fired her retro-rockets a little late.
- Flaky.
- Flat out like a lizard drinking.
- Flying/landing on one engine.
- Focused like a 12 gauge shotgun.
- Fog rolled in the day he was born, and a bit of it never rolled out.
- Folds ace plus red jack hand when playing blackjack.
- Foreign substances float in his cranial fluids.
- Forgot to pay his brain bill.
- Found his marbles, but is playing jacks with them.
- Four bits shy of a full DEC.
- Four cents short of a nickel.
- Full of wisdumb.
- Full throttle, dry tank.
- Fur coat and no knickers. (Scottish expression.)
- Gasoline engine, diesel fuel.
- Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Gavel doesn't quite hit the bench.
- Gears grind/don't always mesh.
- Gets her mail at an unknown zip code.
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