Stupid Insults Part 14
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- Her learning curve is fractal.
- Her lint trap is full.
- Her lists are unlinked.
- Her memory is truly random-access.
- Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot.
- Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes.
- Her mind is not grounded to a logic supply.
- Her mind might have spontaneously combusted.
- Her mind would be unstable even mounted on a tripod.
- Her modem lights are on but there's no carrier.
- Her objects are not fully oriented.
- Her phone doesn't quite reach her desk.
- Her random access is the same as her sequential access.
- Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.
- Her ski lift doesn't go to the top of the hill.
- Her stack has been corrupted.
- Her synapses are about |that| far apart.
- Her system file has zero bytes.
- Her tires are a little low.
- Her wipers don't touch the glass.
- Her word length is zero bits.
- Hid behind the door when they passed out brains.
- High relative humidity... He's lost in a fog.
- His .sig is long, boring, and stupid, but it's the best part of his postings.
- His access light's on, but the drive isn't spinning / is still spinning up.
- His accumulator overflows at zero.
- His actual mileage varies.
- His antenna/radio doesn't pick up all the channels/stations.
- His boot block is in a bad sector.
- His brackets are mismatched.
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