Insult Collection 7
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- I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
- Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
- You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
- You should have been born in the Dark Ages you look terrible in the light.
- All of your ancestors must number in the millions it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
- Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
- I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
- They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
- After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
- I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
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