Male Bashing

What did God say after creating Adam?
→ I must be able to do better than that.

How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
→ Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
→ A widow.

Why does it take 1 million sperm cells to fertilize one egg?
→ They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
→ So men can be open minded.

How are men and parking spots alike?
→ Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common?
→ They are all married.