Female Comebacks

- Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

- Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

- Man: Is this seat empty?

- Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

- Man: Your place or mine?

- Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

- Man: So, what do you do for a living?

- Woman: I'm a female inpersonator.

- Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

- Woman: Do not enter.

- Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

- Woman: Unferrtilized.

- Man: Your body is like a temple.

- Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

- Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

- Woman: But would you stay there?

- Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

- Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.