Money Quotes

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. - J. Paul Getty
A man explained inflation to his wife thus: 'When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much.' - Lord Barnett
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. - Rita Rudner
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn