Silent Problem

- Doctor: What seems to be the problem?

- Patient: Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time.

The Doctor nods.

- Doctor: Hmm.

- Patient: My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?

- Doctor: Hmm.

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription. The patient is thrilled.

- Patient: Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?

The Doctor sighs.

- Doctor: No. The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test.