Computer Quips

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
→ Loss of memory.

What does a baby computer call his father?
→ Data.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
→ The space bar.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
→ It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
→ It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
→ A terminal illness.

To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.