Bimbo Dictionary

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them:

  • Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes
  • Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes
  • Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract the attention of males
  • Bimbar - a bar where blondes hang out wearing bimbait
  • Bimbag - a blonde's purse
  • Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag
  • Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
  • Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blondes
  • Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blonde after she finally got the most recent blonde joke she heard
  • Bimbillion? - a blonde giving an estimate of anything
  • Bimblaze - the result of a blonde trying to cook
  • Bimblues - a blonde's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her
  • Bimboette - a young blonde
  • Bimbonese - language spoken by blondes, largely unintelligible to anyone else
  • Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blondes
  • Bimboozle - to fool a blonde
  • Bimbore - a blonde who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence
  • Bimbozo - another name for a blonde
  • Bimboron - a blonde even less intelligent than most other blondes
  • Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blonde
  • Bimbrunette - a blonde who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is
  • Bimburden - blonde carrying too many bags at the mall
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