Blonde Shoots Herself

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

- How did this happen? the emergency room doctor asked her.

- Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.

- What? sputtered the doctor. You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?

- No, Silly! the blonde said. First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.

- And then?

- Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.

- And then?

- Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.