Even More Blonde Q and A

WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
→ She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV.

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
→ You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings?
→ Tell them a joke on Friday night!

How do you describe the perfect blonde?
→ 3 feet tall, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ You don't. They're born that way.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
→ They're too hard to peel.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
→ Proofreading.

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
→ For throwing out the W's.

Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
→ Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet