Two Blondes In Heaven

One blond says to another:

- How did you die?

- I froze to death - says the second.

- That's awful - says the first blonde.

- How does it feel to freeze to death?

- It's very uncomfortable at first - says the second blonde.

- You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?

- I had a heart attack - says the first blonde.

- You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.

The second blonde shakes her head:

- What a pity ... if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive.