Blonde Goes Shopping

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

- I would like to buy this TV, - she told the salesman.

- Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, - he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman:

- I would like to buy this TV.

- Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, - he replied.

- Darn, he recognized me, - she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

- I would like to buy this TV.

- Sorry, we don't sell to blondes, - he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed:

- How do you know I'm a blonde?

- Because that's a microwave, - he replied.