Drinking Buddies
NextTwo men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"
- I'm from Ireland.
- Me too! I'll drink to that.
They both finish their pints and order two more.
- Where in Ireland are you from?
- Dublin.
- Me too! I'll drink to that.
They both finish their pints and order two more.
- Where in Dublin are you from?
- The East Side.
- The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!
They both finish their pints and order two more.
- Where on the East Side are you from?
- McDonagh Street.
- Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that.
As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"
"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender, "it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."
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