Cheap Beer

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

- Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent.

- One penny?!

The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

- Certainly sir, but all that comes to real money.

- How much money?

- Four cents.

- Four cents?! Where's the guy who owns this place?

- Upstairs with my wife.

- What's he doing with your wife?

- Same as what I'm doing to his business.