The Genie in His Pocket

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..

- I sure do - he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.

- Wow! - said his friend.

- Where did you get that monster.

- I got it from my genie.

- You have a genie? - he asked.

- Yes, he's right here in my pocket.

- Could I see him?

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.

The friend says:

- I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?

- Yes I will - the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.

About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy:

- What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!

He answers:

- I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?