My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.

The Dr said "which position do you use?"

"Doggy style," said dumb shit."why don't you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see ifthat works any better." said the Dr.

"We've tryed that" he said, "but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!"