Things Mom Never Says

Things Mom Would Never Say

- How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?

- Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too

- Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery

- Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week

- Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day

- Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me.

- The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.

- I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve

- Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve