Buying A Horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend:

- I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over.

The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse.

- A female horth, - the midget replies.

So the owner shows him one.

- Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.

- Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?

So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.

- Ok, what about the earsth?

Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows the ears.

- OK, finally, I'd like to see her twat, - said the midget.

With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head up the horse's twat, then pulled him out.

Shaking his head, the midget says:

- perhapth I should rephrase.

- I'd like to see her run!